DAD AN WE WATCHES DA VENUS TRANSEX DA SUN

BY NIGEL, LLEWIS AN CONLEY

Taday somefin namt Venis--oh Llewis say it VenUs. Transex da---transect--da sun dat big hot fing hanging in da sky. Da DadPerson gots stuff let he watch dis wiffout burnin he eyeballs outen he head. We wented ousside ta help. Nigel reely werent ousside den but he come out later. So dis are story.

Dis da tellyscope fing. We bin tole not to mess wif da liddel nobs. Eben wif da steps dere we canit reech da liddel nobs. Ha Ha very funny DadPerson.

Here be da Llewis, sneeking off.

Here be da Conley, hoggin da camra.

Hi dere we heer we gone watch da sun do sumfin but firss....

                                   Llewis gotta sing

                                       an sing

                                an...uh....sing somemore

                              ok Llewis awreddy enuff

         You singin done wore me out, Llewis, you nose dat?
                                  What you watchin?

Nuffin.

But you nose whut we needs?

Oh no Llewis, Ise afraid to ask....

A SONG!!!

NO.

                     Is dat da moosik from JAWS I heerin?

                     It is. I fink it is. Dumdumdumdum

Whuzzat DadPerson doon youse fink?

Oh yeah dat sunny fing.

                     Dat high up youse fink we can reech dat?

You nose whut? Dat sun it say it 4 oclocker. Ain't dat dinnertime?

An heer we end.