BE PREPAIRT

By LLEWIS CONLEY AN NIGEL

Taday sposed to be beginner to hottest daze ob summer so far an awreddy it bin plenny hot.
So we thot we git prepairt, like Boy Scuts onley Bassetscuts. Scouts. Llewis say it scouts. Scots? Scouts. BOYOBOYSCOUTS. Ok you heppy now Llewis?
So firss ob all:
1. Hab plenny ob water.

Shuddup Conley it no madder if you sit init or drink it youse juss gotts nose where it is.
2. Nose where you Cooling Cenders is.

Still mine still mine!! I juss demmystratin. No I did NOT pee inna watter, Llewis so there.

3.Practise maximising saving ennergy. Fine a cool spot an stay dere.

(Dis MY spot: Mama's bed.

Conley lob dis spot not only dat pad cool but it right convenyent to da counners, case MomPerson drop sumfine.

We nebber say Llewis graceful but he ours.

Dis how we prepper for taday. Stay cool, youse all.

NIGEL LLEWIS AN CONLEY