We gots ominousnessness here.
We gots a crate up wif nobody init. Juss sidding dere empty. Uh hunh.
Dis conjuregates up pixshures ob ---- oh man I no wanna eben say it--- PUPPY. Not any normal puppy needer. Won ob dem blak wons, whut you bet?
When we got heer Mr. Cooper Sir (may he rest an all dat) awreddy heer.
We da babes. We run round an nipple at he elbows. He a good sport dat won were an he speshually good sport wif Llewis.
But dis differement. Dis meen we gotta train HIM. (Her?) Naw-- MomPerson she like her guys.
How youse teech sumfin tallern a house to use he nose? Or scrabbel unner a fence?
I not sayin she gettin puppy enytime soon cuz I nose she not but I betcha she gettin won. I heer dem stories ob before my time an I nose she nebber been wiffout a Black Dog in mebbe 20 yrs.
Am we jellus? Nawww. Juss da way fings are, ynose? We do won fing, he do anodder. She lubs we all. Mebbe puppy meke she stop leakin alla time...we tries, an we bin good at it, but she need anodder black dog, yes she do.
