BEYOND THE WEATHER CHART

 

 

 

Very cold.

Thermometer says 11.

Windchill says -0-

This is a midwestern winter. This is what we are used to expecting. This is what has been missing all year.

This is what makes me set a timer when the dogs go out.

Because 5 minutes is long enoough for anyone unless

they are in a car. With the heat on. And a warm warm coat, gloves, mittens, scarf, hat. Maybe more than one hat.

 

So I let the dogs out.

 

                     Doc finds a stick to play with right away.

Mooooooooooom....My nodse is cold.

 

Nobody stayed out very long.

Even the Bassets had the sense to come inside.

I came because my fingers were freezing to the camera.

 

LOVE STORY: THE SEDUCTION

A SHORT SHORT STORY

starring Llewis and his DadPerson



APPROACHING THE MARK

 Hello, you have a nice chair here. Has anyone told you that before? It is really lovely and you look so handsome sitting in it. Who, him?   Pay no attention to that Hairy Dog hanging around. No No, he's not my pimp.How could you think such a thing about me?



THE MAIN MOVE

Just let me step a little closer so I can smell you better.Ahhh, what an intoxicating scent, do you mind? Shaving cream, coffee and--oh, ice cream! I do love ice cream. I could go for someone who loves ice cream....

THE FINI

               Nebbermind. Just don't move for a long time,ok?

                                        TaaDaa
                                        The End

HEADS OR TAILS

We had a little snow and it went away. Then we had a couple of really chilly days when the dogs didn't want to stay out.
Now it's mild again (relatively speaking, of course: it IS winter.) and the boys want to be out in the yard, building forts, shooting bb guns and pushing and shoving.

Doc has grown a little more, but he still looks like a coyote.
When three are out, there is non-stop barking, but when two are out, it is fairly quiet.
Therefore, I let Doc out to play with Nigel, who, being down in the rear stays in one spot (he doesn't but he did today.) and Doc will stay close and play with him.

                       Nigel, so dignified. Outside in the sun.

                Doc, outside and looking for...well...trouble.

      Oh Hey Nigel. You wanna wrassle? Hunh? Ya Wanna hunh?

  Mmmmmmmm. I dunno. I kinda like just sitting here, y'know?

                       Yeah uh hunh yeah I guess you sure?

 

You know what I just noticed? Your head! It's...it's...

 

                                      upside down!!!

 

You poor thing. No wonder you're so weird. Here, let me ...

 

              ....  Fix that for you. There! Now let's go in,okay?

Really, you'd think he'd figure it out, wouldn't you?

WAITING FOR WINTER

Well here we are in January and the temp is in the 40s. It isn't supposed to stay that way, but for us the snowfall has been less than dazzling. Even in my faltering memory rests the replays of shoveling paths for the Bassets, and watching the Belgians lay a trail around the backyard.

Not this year.

It is supposed to change tonight. The temp is supposed to bottom out and we are scheduled for sleet and snow. Ice is probably not something Doc has encountered before. Or substantial snow. Meanwhile, life grinds onward.

This is my butt. Isn't it lovely? Someday I will have britches and a big, plumey tail.

This is a squirrel. It is the ENEMY. I run after squirrels even when they are running along the power lines and leaping into the trees.
I think a squirrel would make a good snack.

 

This is my Frisbee. I don't know what that is but I kill it at least once a day.

                           Sometimes I even bring it back.

         This is my empty Coca-Cola bottle. I am a recycling whiz.

               This is my thoughtful look. It fools them every time.

 

                                            and this is

                                             Li'l ole

             beyootifull ME waiting for winter, whatever that is.

WINTERDOME

For weeks I have been waiting for the snow, to photograph Doc in it.
We had a dribble earlier in the season, but today the Big Flakes arrived, albeit briefly.
So I grabbed the camera, and the big lens, and dragged the dogs outside (they didn't want to go out, it was cold, and it was snowing after all.)
I got goodies.
No dice.
They sat inside in the nice, warm, dry house and watched me in my boots and coat trying to coax them out the door.
Good Lord, what IS she thinking?
That was clearly on their faces.

Eventually I won and they decided to go out.
Next on the list was getting them to run around and look happy.

It was cold.
It was wet.
It was snowing.

Get a life, woman.

But, Doc is a puppy after all, and without too much prodding he began the puppy dance. After dancing on top of the Bassets, they were left with little choice but to join in, which they did for a moment, and then left Doc to carry on the Happy Winter Dance  while they stood miserably by the back door.

Where is a good

                                                          ahhh STICK

                                         Which way?

                            wait! What's this over here??

                                               My Coke bottle! OBOY!

                                             Look guys! Look what I have!

                        

                            
                         Maybe it is time to go in, after all....

And in we came, soaking wet. Well... I wanted the pictures so that's what I get.