CHRISTMAS EVE DAY

bY cONLEY

Dis a very stressfull time for we here at da Hound Home.
Da MomPerson seem ta fink sumwon comin. Nigel all werked up worryan dat it da twolegger boy wif da deep voice an da hairy face. Nigel reely reeely reeeeely skeered ob he. Not sure why. 2-legger nebber done nuffin to him. But Nigel he runrunrunaway. MomPerson mebbe gonna gib him sumfin to cahhm he nervs.

It bin a busy day heer. MomPerson cleenin and sxcrbbin an cookin an I bin heppin, bin rite dere hepin. An DadPerson he heppin two. We too we bin heppin lots.

We keepin da cleen furnsnitshure cleen dis way sittin on da floor. She usin dat vakhume fing beke behin da tb enyways when we doing dis: DPerson an me we stayin outta da way, see we heppin.

Later she sended we ousside. It were snowin. When she leddus in agin affer she finish da vaxsume, I neerly froze ta deth. She bee sorry tomorraw mornin finding me liddel Cnly all froze ta deth unner da tree. (We got no tree enyways.) DIs whut she done to me:

She fink dis gone meke up for tossin we out inna snow. Yeah waiddel dey sitz downna dinner tomoro, BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

eEnyways I not da onliest won whut hepping. Here Mr. Cooper sir he hepping too:

He asleep case you fink MPerson done dat on porpose.
Well Liddel Cnly all tuckered out from heppin MomPerson geddin reddy for whatebber ohkayshun dis is.
Merry Holidays to ebberbuddy, be warm, be safe, be lovin.

(Dis Livin, it is.)
Love frum Conley an Llewis an Nigel an Cooper.