Even if your life is falling apart that's no excuse for eating and eating and eating and eating except it makes you feel better somehow.
If you leave your Bassets uncrated while you run two hours worth of errands you better be prepared for what awaits when you walk in the door.
The nice thing about the internet is that someone will always send you something that makes you laugh.
Ulcers are seasonal. And they make you puke without warning.
The Atkins Diet does not include one item of food I have stuffed in my mouth tonight.
No matter how bad things seem, a Basset can always find time to nap.
Conley is the best dog in the world to sleep with. Even Cooper cannot match his cuddlyness. (Cooper stretches out, kicking you off the bed.)
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