We gots ominousnessness here.
We gots a crate up wif nobody init. Juss sidding dere empty. Uh hunh.
Dis conjuregates up pixshures ob ---- oh man I no wanna eben say it--- PUPPY. Not any normal puppy needer. Won ob dem blak wons, whut you bet?
When we got heer Mr. Cooper Sir (may he rest an all dat) awreddy heer.
We da babes. We run round an nipple at he elbows. He a good sport dat won were an he speshually good sport wif Llewis.
But dis differement. Dis meen we gotta train HIM. (Her?) Naw-- MomPerson she like her guys.
How youse teech sumfin tallern a house to use he nose? Or scrabbel unner a fence?
I not sayin she gettin puppy enytime soon cuz I nose she not but I betcha she gettin won. I heer dem stories ob before my time an I nose she nebber been wiffout a Black Dog in mebbe 20 yrs.
Am we jellus? Nawww. Juss da way fings are, ynose? We do won fing, he do anodder. She lubs we all. Mebbe puppy meke she stop leakin alla time...we tries, an we bin good at it, but she need anodder black dog, yes she do.
oh no boyz..that is most certainly some ominousnessness! well the good thing is you can help it (he or she) be more liken you guyz..since it will be a puppy & you guyz are all wize & stuff. just like you learned from mr cooper, sir.
ReplyDeleteand if it helps stop the leakies now that's a good thing..i know that's what worked with my mudder when we got sally after my mr cooper, not a sir left us. i hope that your new one is smarter than sally..cuz she is as dumb as dirt i tell ya...she's cute but rocks got more going for them!
keep us informed...cuz we needs ta know!
Remember boys... you can teach him to reach things for you. Boomer and Jefferson taught Wolfgang to reach high things for them. Teach him you that you're the boss.
ReplyDeleteSerious Bev - good for you. I know how much you must miss Cooper. My eyes still leak when I think of my tall boys Wolfgang and Lenny.