Once I had a gynecologist who, after I had had both my children and mentioned that I would not be having more, said to me-- and I swear this is true (I was 35 at the time):
"You know, you might as well have a hysterectomy because you are not using your uterus and it is just going to sit in there and rot."
I swear he said that. I was shocked to say the least but too young still to retort (he was in his 60's at the time):
Well hey you still using those testicles? Because we can have those removed.
Now I would not hesitate to say that to him.
Before that I had a gyne who pinched my cheek (facial) when he was done with the exam and said "Oh you're just fine, dear."
My ass! I was outta there so fast------------he had a very good reputation and I am sure he meant nothing but keep your hands to yourself unless you are doing what I pay you to do.
Then I had one whose receptionist called me a "menopausal old bitch" (I was 40) when she thought I was out of hearing range. BWAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I wasn't. Got her good.
I watch Cops a lot. Generally I like Cops which is not a popular response anymore. Most of the Cops I know are basically good guys who genuinely want to help and see and hear too much crap to keep their do-good attitude fueled all the time.
Consider the gentlemen arrested who have drugs in their crotches and insists they are not theirs; they never seen them before, sir.
What's a Cop to think? Pretty much what I do except he probably is not allowed to laugh in their faces.
"I am smarter than most criminals and all politicians."
Ah well. It is 4 in the morning and I have already been up for a half hour. Think good thoughts.
once when i arrived on duty to work as a law enforcement ranger on ellis island i came across a construction worker peeing ona all. the bathroom trailer was nearby..he just opted to not use it (this was during the historic renovation). he saw me standing there & said.."yo lady do ya get off watching men piss?"
ReplyDeletei went off got into uniform, donned my gear, found this jerk (who was in the basement & laying wet cement & had cemented himself into a corner) & summoned his sorry ass. I wrote him a summons which he promptly said he wasn't going to pay. told him i was glad. also told him that in 7 days the us marshalls would issue a warrant for his sorry ass for his arrest which would be on a friday & he would get to spend the weekend in lock up with "bubba" & when b ubba asked what he was in for..he could say.."i peed on a wall." told him to have a nice day &made him walk back thru that nicely laid floor of wet cement.
yeah..never mess with the lady ranger. ever.