STICKS

 

First,

Find a stick.

 

You may want to go to a quiet place and chew on it for a few minutes to make sure this is the RIGHT stick.

 

 

Be sure to pay attention to your companions. Sometimes they seem oblivious to your presence. A clever comment should get their attention.

 

 

To get others interested, make sure they know that you have the very best stick in the whooooole yard. There are lots of sticks but your stick is better than anyone else's.

If they are still not interested there are ways to peak their curiosity.

 

 

 

Tell them that they may not have your stick.

 

 

Make it seem very important.

 

 

 

Remember:this is the best stick in the world. Don't you wish you had this stick? There is probably not another stick this good anywhere.

 

Sometimes, no matter what you do you cannot get others interested in your stick.

 

 

Well. What a bunch of boring friends.

But that's ok.

I still have my stick.

 

 

 

 

 

Rats. A perfectly good stick and they all went inside.

 

Wait! What's that noise? Is is chewing? Is Biskit Man in there??

 

You may have the stick.