QUESTIONS ASKED ABOUT MY DOGS

1. What are your pet peeves?

 

Here are some, arranged nicely into a collage. Each one is a Pet Peeve on one day or another. The black dog is a separate Pet Peeve.

2.Why do dogs eat grass?
Because they can, and because just before she released him into Life, Mother Nature said "And if you REALLY want to make them crazy, eat grass."

3. Is that a wiener dog?
(Asked, clearly, about the Bassets)
No: they are Bratwursts. See how much heavier and thicker they are than weinies?

4. Where is he from?(I know what is being asked.)
Mars. And you?

5.What good are they? (Again, asked of Bassets)
Housekeeping. They clean counters, kitchen floors, high chairs, babies, and bury dirty clothing so it doesn't have to be washed.

6. What does HE do? (Not asked of the Bassets)
Anything I teach him to do.

7. Why do you have dogs?

BECAUSE THEY AREN'T PEOPLE.