Don't nose, little man. Nebber seed won. Ax Uncle Cooper. He bin to sum.
Uncle Cooper, whazzu Nashunal?
Oooooh Boy! You goin?
Uh hunh
Nashunals biiiiiiiiiig dog show. Da ones i went to had only Belgians. No odder breed dere. Not allowed. Oh da bitches.....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I thot you nootered.
Ahem. Yes well one can remember.
So I go an they just Belgians?
No, you go an they just Bassets, no Belgians, no Cockrs, no beegles.
How meny? I meen how meny Bassets be there?
Lots. You gotta show against lots. Takes a lotta time. They be the best Basset frum all ober da Country. From da eest an west an norf and souf.
You ok?
Yeah why.
Thot you was sneezling.
NO. Norf and Souf. Up an down parts ob da country. Big kennels. Pros. Da peepel on da leeshes, dey do dis for a livin. Dis dere job. And they very good. Peepels like MomPerson...ahh...well less juss say you mite well as hab a monkey on da leesh.
Oh great. So I goes to dis an sposed to be all spiffy an I gotta drag MomPerson round da square ring too? You jokin, rite?
No, sorry. I done it, you can too.
Didja win?
Ahhh...no. I gotted all cited an jumped up on da MPerson juss as da Judge walkering round. I no hab a chance enyways. I whut dey call OLD FASHUNT Belgian wiff big ears an a old timey head. But Ise a Champion. Ise finished. Juss not dere. How meny ob dem points you got?
Two.
Well you ain't gonna finish noway at dis. So just tucker up an hab fun wif da ladies. Dere be lotsa dem dere. Show you stuff. Member to meke MPerson smile in da ring not meke dat OMIGOD face. Member to stan up strait an KEEP YOU TAIL UP you little bugger or I meke you a bobtail when you gets home.
You nebber seed so meny Hounds in won spot. You fink youse guys a lot? Hah. You nuffin. Member dat tail. Ise not kiddin. You be da onliest bobtail Basset in da world. Now go away. I wanna fink on dose Belgian wimmin I met way beke dere.
Fanks Uncle Cooper. Hunh. Bobtail indeed we see about dat.
I HERD DAT!!
