Once I had a gynecologist who, after I had had both my children and mentioned that I would not be having more, said to me-- and I swear this is true (I was 35 at the time):
"You know, you might as well have a hysterectomy because you are not using your uterus and it is just going to sit in there and rot."
I swear he said that. I was shocked to say the least but too young still to retort (he was in his 60's at the time):
Well hey you still using those testicles? Because we can have those removed.
Now I would not hesitate to say that to him.
Before that I had a gyne who pinched my cheek (facial) when he was done with the exam and said "Oh you're just fine, dear."
My ass! I was outta there so fast------------he had a very good reputation and I am sure he meant nothing but keep your hands to yourself unless you are doing what I pay you to do.
Then I had one whose receptionist called me a "menopausal old bitch" (I was 40) when she thought I was out of hearing range. BWAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I wasn't. Got her good.
I watch Cops a lot. Generally I like Cops which is not a popular response anymore. Most of the Cops I know are basically good guys who genuinely want to help and see and hear too much crap to keep their do-good attitude fueled all the time.
Consider the gentlemen arrested who have drugs in their crotches and insists they are not theirs; they never seen them before, sir.
What's a Cop to think? Pretty much what I do except he probably is not allowed to laugh in their faces.
"I am smarter than most criminals and all politicians."
Ah well. It is 4 in the morning and I have already been up for a half hour. Think good thoughts.
