WHUT DA KID LERNT TDAY

Dis Conley.
I gone try write rite so everbuddy can read it. Llewis helping wif he  dictionary. (See? like dat.) (That.)
We gots this new kid here name of Doc. Hes a Belgian Shipdog. Sheepdog. Mom used to hab another BSD (dat short for Belgian Sheepsdog) but he, Mr. Cooper Sir, done croa----sorry: died.

So anyways he only bin here 3 days. Firss day he tired not do much. I said hello but not so much. Llewis says leeb me the F alone, so the puppy do. Nigel say--it sad--he wanna play. (He can't.) Not so much anyways.

So dis morning da Kid and me we goes outside and he do he stuff and I do my stuff an den I look aroun an whut dat crazy kid doing? He doing a play bow.

I mean, how can youse not laff at dat butt stickin up and dat pointy nose in da dirt?
So I run.
And he run. Only he go flying rite past me ob course he got them long ole legs awreddy. He running like a crazy man around da summerhawse. He not know I played dis game wif Mr. Cooper, Sir and I knows no madder how fass I go I nevbver gonna catch dat liddel ...puppy. Not now. Not later either.

So I stan onna deck an wait. An sure enouff he come charging bek around. An so I chast him, just far an fast enough keep the kid going. All youse really wanna do is keep he going till he can't go no more wiffout making youself too tired.
So here I is, makin sure he keep going:

He might maybe look a liddle scared, but truss me, he ain't.

 

So we done dis for awhile. Finely he slowin down a bit. Not a lot but at least anuff that the camra works.

 

 

You may be noticing there be a lot more pixtures of Doc then ob wonderful old Conley but not to worry. I gettin my fair share of treats an attenshun and pictures too.
So anyways we bin out about a half a hour now an da kid really slowing down. Dis always good news. As dey says, a good puppy is a pooped out down for da count puppy.

So here how we ended this liddel playtime:

an den

Fank you Uncle Conley, you da bestest. (Only he say it in anodder langwitch, Come out sumfine like "merci mon oncle,tu es le meilleur.") He say he lernt dat in Texis but I not thinking so.

Dispatch from Conley ob Conley, Llewis, Nigel an now, Doc.