MORNING

Dis morning we got she up early. See evry morning we gets her up about 3:30 to go out. Dis morning we let she sleep cuz she lets us ousside lass night about eleben. Late. Cuz she open da dore to let we ousside about earlyer an clost it right away an say NOBODY GOIN NOWHERE: SKONK. We nose dat.
Not sure whut dat is but we nose dem alla time sometime reel close. I think they them liddel kittie things what are black an white that look like fat kitties but dont smell like kitties. Mr. Cooper Sir he say stay way away frum dem. Enyways dat why we didnt go ousside the youshuall time bout ...whaddebber.

So we ledder sleep dis morning until bout 4:30 den we gotta go out. So we did. We do dis ebber morning and den go back to bed in we crates scept Llewis he get to sleep wif no crate and ob course Cooper too. She say me an Conley too much likely get inna fite in da middel ob da nite an den she hafta kill boff of we. We think she kidding. But we ok inna crates juss in case she not.
Gidder up at 4:30 an we goes out an comes in an gets a cookie an den we go back inna crates and she go beke to bed. BUT.

See, dis da prollem.

An I meens, dat reely da prollem. Now we awl nose Cooper he got heer first. We nose too dat no madder how hard she try Cooper she nummer won dog and we not. We nose dis. Specially me, Nigel. But it wrinkle. (Whut, Llewis? Oh...) But it rankel.

So ebber mornin latelely Cooper he clime inna bed wif MomPerson  affer we goes out an she lay dere wif HIM and cuddel and pet and coo an all dat disgustin stoff she shud be doin wif we. An da worser part is dis is all about three feets from we crates.

So I komplane. Frum dat crate I goes
Oh pleese. Oh pleese. Me. Pet me. He nuffin. Oh Pleese. I be good. Pleese.
and I keeps it up. Affer a bit she say shuddup, Nigel. So I nose she heer me.
So I quite for a few den start agin.
She try so hard not to pretent she heer me. She say nuffin for a long time so I gets louder. She say SHUDDUP NIGEL. So Ise quite. Den affer a minute I says
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese lemme out. Lemme out too. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
So finley she tell Cooper Dats All and he git down an leeb. (He prollem be dat he axshully do what she say. He nebber lern not to. Sumfin in he brain I fink. You open da gate an say no go thro an we be 6 blox away an he still stanning in da yart barkin YOU CANT DO DAT. But we can.)

(See he juss wating for we to do sumfin wrong, den he bark an tell on we.)

Enyways so I starts up agin and dis time dere a big, loud SIIIIIGGGGGHHH from da bed and SHE GETS UP! And whuts more she heet up some special beef stoff she mede and mixes it wiff are kibbutz.....(.Llewis what now? I done did ebberfing rite. I ...itsa whut? Oh. So whatre dese? Dey are? Ok.
She mix da stoff wif our KIBBLE. (Sorry.))))) (dem fun to play wif.)

And now we up. She up. And we up. Sort of. So youall hab a nice day cuz it look like dis gonna be a good one for we. Full tumies and bin ousside an no skonks and ebberfing. Best ob da day to youse.

Love frum Nigel an Llewis an Conley an eben Cooper.