Tuesday, September 6, 2011

COUNTDOWN

The "last" inspection at the real house is late this afternoon. The only thing either of us is able to think right now is that it is a hell of a long time until
4 pm.
               The dogs sense something is going on: they are frantic.

Here is a partial list of what we have to do in the next 4 days IF we pass inspection and IF the insurance company can arrange to get our furniture back into the real house:
1. Pick up the yard of dog stuff here
2.clean the stove again
3. wash my bedspread which is the rental company's bedspread and which is no longer beige and white but kind of mottled dark mud brown and drool and has  been for several weeks.
4. pick up the yard here
5. separate the utensils I brought over from the utensils the rental company rented us from the ones we brought over from the ones they oh I said that.
6. pick up the yard
7. pack clothing. I have little. John has lots. I have two pair of shoes,undies and a handful of t-shirts and sweatshirts, 3 pair of jeans only 2 of whichI can wear and breathe in at the same time.
8. pick up the yard.
9.Watch quietly without saying a word while the two rooms of stuff John brought over are taken back to the house and put somewhere out of my sight.
10. IF they bring our real furniture back from Batavia before Monday getting the cable switched, the gas, electric and water back on in our names. I can do that today and just have them set it up for Wednesday. Either way we will not be living in THIS house on Friday.
11. Pick up the yard.
12. If they don't get our furniture back or the cable cannot be hooked up finding some way to watch the final episode of THE CLOSER next Monday. The
  •  The only show John and I actually watch religiously  (except for Justified which isn't on now) and together.
So that's a real priority. Do bars show THE CLOSER?

37. Get John's suit cleaned for his HS reunion this coming weekend. No I do not go, altho I have in the past.
42. Pick up the yard at the rental.
43. Get the light bulbs and toxic chemicals out from under the picnic table at the other house  and away from any area the dogs can reach. Put the Barbeq out for the trash, put the counter that is in the yard out for the trash and the freezer. Trash pick-up tomorrow. That'll have to be done today, maybe after the inspection.
57. Find a way to open the padlocks on the gates here that rusted shut in 4 months of solid rain, heat and tropical humidity.
58. Pick up the yard.
67. Do something about the weeds at the other house, no poison.
68. Find out when the furniture is coming home.
69. pick up.
70. Note to self: weather predicition is for rain for weekend.


                              HOME SWEET HOME? oh please please

Monday, September 5, 2011

NO MIDDLE GROUND

I have the windows closed.
Not because it is too hot but because during the night I got too COLD!
It is 55 degree now and is 8 in the morning. I do not know what it was when I woke up at 1:45 but I was all snuggled up with Cooper.

Feast or famine.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

REPO!!

Car Repo Man
(photo from Google)

Today has been very quiet Bwaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaah.

First I went over to the Real House and cleaned. I cleaned the bathroom sort of. I got the cobwebs, the tub as clean as it gets (it is peeling) and the toilet and sink bleached and disinfected.

I cleaned part of the kitchen-- the counters, the dishwasher, the double sink. I don't have good water pressure in the kitchen so I had to haul water in a bucket from the utility room to rinse it properly.

Anyway that's what I did this morning.

Then this afternoon I am sitting happily (more or less) in the rental house when a biiiiiiig flatbed went past, with tow lights on it. Uh Oh.
This is not a good neighborhood to see a flatbed with tow lights. It went down the street.

There is a program called REPO or something like that. I watched it once. They had huge mutant people driving the tow truck and being very aggressive. The owners of the car being reposessed attacking these huge mutant people with chains and pick-axes and rocks and whatever, and the mutants-- the good guys after all-- instead of picking up a cell phone and calling the police fight back with fists the size of jackhammers etc etc and everybody yells and hollers and threatens and insists the payments were made etc etc. It was a horrible program, in my opinion, and I watch a lot of trash tv, but not this.

So the truck went down the street and stopped. And in a minute I hear it:
shrieks, screams. High pitched and VERY ANGRY voices. Men, women, children, all screaming at once, totally unintelligible at least from 5 houses away.
The street, so far as I could see, seething with people. Tow lights flashing....
No quiet voice of reason anywhere just loud and angry shouting.

Then the first Cop  SUV showed up. The noise ramped downward but didn't stop. I could, however, hear the rattle of chains. Voices rose; the second Cop car shows up and silence drops. The truck drives off with a lovingly cared-for, waxed, polished and snazzy red car  on the flatbed. One cop follows, the other must have left shortly.

Peace.

Uh not really.
Ten minutes later the voices start up again. Apparently one person thought the other person paid the bill (isn't it always thus?) and the threats were audible. I will not repeat what little I could actually understand. It seemed to involve the death of someone by violent means.
Pretty soon the street was choked with screaming people again. Someone called it in-- no doubt sighing heavily, the police returned asap, this time with their lights on and probably really annoyed.
Two cars. Three--one from the other direction.
Silence.
More silence.
Even more silence.


It has been a very very quiet evening.
How very nice.....

Saturday, September 3, 2011

WEATHER

Sitting at the desk at the rental, watching a major storm move in. It is the first time in two days I have had the a/c off and the windows open, but it won't be for long because when the rain starts, I will have to close up.

Cooper has had his Composure and is wearing his Thundershirt and has been escorted into Llewis's crate (his crate of choice, since he doesn't actually have one.)

It has been, basically, one long thunderous roll and the sky is very very dark. The guy across the street is trying desperately to get his lawn mowed, but it isn't going to happen.

My friend Susie called me awhile ago from Britt, Iowa at a horse show, and said they were trying to dry the ring out, so maybe this is the same storm. She called to invite me to the Waverly, Iowa Draft Horse Sale in October. This is a big deal and we have tried to go several times but something has always interfered. Presumably by then we will back in the real house and maybe it will be cool enough that I can take Cooper. Making the assumption, of course, that his health holds.



This is the kind of horse they sell at Waverly....And these....

                                      And this.

But you knew that. So I don't know. We'll see what the next month brings, whether we are in a motel someplace or at home.

I hope the windows are closed at the other house....

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

SUMMMMERTIIIIIIME.................

I have never spent so much of a summer indoors as I have this year. I just realised that.
First it was too rainy. Then the house fell apart. Then we were back and forth between a motel and restaurants and fast food places and the house packing and loading and stuffing ourselves with grease and sugar. Mmmmm. Oh, sorry.
Then we were here and couldn't-- or wouldn't-- leave the dogs unattended, and besides it was 100 outside and the humidity at Tropical levels.

In self-defence I discovered Trash TV. I mean really terrible stuff that I would watch avidly. Not soaps but almost. BRAVO is really good for Trash TV in my opinion. The only things I really cannot watch anymore is the Millionaire Matchmaker thing. I can't watch most reality shows because I swear they find mutants to be in them.
I watched a lot of animal planet. A lot of True TV Cop stuff. (AP has a lunchtime show called K-9 Cops--for me, the best of both worlds.)

I go painting on Tuesdays, but I have not been for two or three weeks and next week is Labor Day week and WE SHOULD BE MOVING BACK TO THE HOUSE!!!
I have to board the dogs and have them all bathed and groomed.Cooper is a complete mess. He has mats. I am ashamed but I have neither the right tools or the grooming table and he HATES having me groom him. He demands the professionals. I will have to call and see when either Annette or Dawnie are going to be available.

The Food Network is good at night and occasionally during the day. I have to remember, this Saturday, to watch the Pioneer Woman's new cooking show. See there are a thousand ways to avoid going outside.

Usually I am out all summer, walking the dogs or gardening or mowing the lawn.
I am in a shell this year.
We have mice. The outdoors is coming in.
I do walk over to the house now and then.
I have to get out more.....

Monday, August 29, 2011

THE HOUSE AGAIN/STILL

Our stay here at the rental appears to be drawing to a close. The insurance company has made it clear that the lease is up on the ninth of September and the company is picking up our rented furniture that day so I sure as hell hope the other house is done and our stuff back from storage.
The floors are finally in. The painting is done except for spots that need touching up. The wiring needs to be connected, the lights put in and the gas hooked up.

The carpeting is in for John's room and upstairs, and down the stairs.

This is nothing to most people but in all the years we have lived in that house we have never had carpeting, only rugs. And never upstairs or on the stairway.
We still have an unusable bathroom upstairs which will require re-plumbing, but it was undamaged by water and so the insurance paid nothing towards fixing it. We have decided to wait until we re-group after learning what we owe for the extra stuff we did-- like the furnace and this carpet.
The Laminate flooring is also in. We have always had the original tile on the floors and/or some other kind of tile, covered by rugs.
This floor to me is much more exciting than the carpeting. The depressing part to me is we are getting back the same junky stuff we shipped out, and it all has to be put away, oh good Lord what a chore!!
I had Cooper at the house the other day, with part of the flooring in, and he seemed to take it all in stride-- it was nothing new but they won't feel that way once we really move back. It will smell entirely different and, I suspect, need to be marked (Thank you, Nigel. He will have to be watched very carefully.)
And we need new curtains or blinds. And area rugs.
And something has to be done with the back yard.
There is so much to do.
I have contracted with my son and his glassblowing company to make us a fixture for the living room ceiling light.
My housewarming gift to me.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

THE MUG

This is MY MUG. Many many years ago when the earth was green and we were young and svelte, my good friend Heidi Heinlein Paul (Now she is Heidi Paul. When I met her she was 18 or 19 yrs old and not.) Anyway she gave this to me as either a birthday or Christmas present, and I have treasured it ever since. It perfectly reflects my life.
It has gone through many changes with me (as has Heidi) and now my children are grown and gone (when I met her I still had to wait to get them off to school before I went to work at FSAH, where she was kennel manager.
Her son, who she had no inkling she would have, is a sophomore in college.

And I still have the mug.
When we had to suddenly evacuate the house May 26th, I frantically searched for the MUG, I had to have it. And so it went to the motel with us. I brought it when we moved into the rental.

I take comfort from it. Everything changes. Children marry, divorce, remarry, have major ups and downs, dogs come and leave, breaking our hearts: friends get sick and die, or just get sick, we argue with our spouses over whether to throw out the 20yr+ freezer or not, we see fantastic sights-- get caught in a cattle drive, win marathons or at least give it our best shots. We get new puppies (hope springs eternal) retire, move, make new friends.

And through it all is MY MUG. I love my mug. Somehow, I think the MUG has grown fond of me.

And it still represents my entire life.

Thank you Heidi.