Hey hey hey
It's almoss FIVE THIRDY!! You up? You up? Dis Conley youse leddin me sleeps wif you you UP?? Here lemme stick my nose in you eer. YOU UP??
Ya let we ousside an forgot??
How meny times gotta tellya not to put youse hedbone beke on da pilow once we ousside!!
HEY MA WE AT DA DOOR WANNA EET
Ok Ok I nose dey sleepin next dore.
Oboy she mekin food, oboy, lookit dat clck it almoss 5 fordy fibe. HEY MA HURRYZUP
Oh dat ole ledy so slow she moob like a.....like a.....
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooZOMBIETIME. Guess it too errly for she.
hey ma comeon feed we. We no buyin da Zomby aact.
Aaaaaahhhh, dat much bedder. Brekkas in beddy. Now for naptime. MomPerson gonna start londree. Affer all it fibe fordie nine. Time da get sheself started.
OK NIGEL AND LLEWIS, NAPTIME!!!
Dis bin gettin up in da morning. Brung to youse all by'
Nigel, Llewis and Conley
ship them all to my place. no one moves here until 10 sometimes 11. seriously. if i have to set the alarm for early the growl & dig deeper under the blankets. even house guests learn to sleep in.
ReplyDeletelast week there was a big fight at the other end of the building involving 3 men, 1 woman, drugs, (ahem) sex toys, illegal cooked substances , 3 police cars, a broken window & peeps running thru the yard creaming...my wonderful dogs + a house guest slept thru it.
send the boys here. i will cure them.